December 28, 2009

written by another smart man

we don’t care if you talk to other guys.
We don’t care if you’re friends with other guys.
But when you’re sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.
It doesn’t help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we’re still there
We don’t care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m.
Also, when we tell you you’re pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don’t tell us we’re wrong.
We’ll stop trying to convince you
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence
Yeah, you can quote me.
Don’t be mad when we hold the door open.
take Advantage of the mood we’re in
Let us pay for you!
Dont “feel bad”
We enjoy doing it
It’s expected.
Smile and say “thank you.”
Kiss us when no one’s watching.
If you kiss us when you know somebody’s looking, we’ll be more impressed.
You don’t have to get dressed up for us.
If we’re going out with you in the first place, you don’t have to feel the need to
wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for who you are and not what you arent
honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she’s just in her pj’s.
or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up
Don’t take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don’t get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/​​​​​media as your bible.
Don’t talk about how hott Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, or ryan sheckler is in front of us.
It’s boring, and we don’t care. You have girlfriends for that.
Whatever happened to the word “handsome”?
I’d be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with “Hey handsome!” instead of “Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy” or whatever else you can think of.
On the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether (;
Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren’t being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change.
Ditch his sorry ass, disgrace to the male population and find someone who will treat you with utter respect
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you’re at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what they’re doing just to look you in the eyes….and say “i love you” ..and actually mean it.
Give the nice guys a chance
Guys repost this if you agreee
Girls repost this if you think it’s cute
Every Guy who isn’t a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this
*Holdin Hands
Girls :If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.
Guys : Grab it
*Cuddling
Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you’re cold
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.
*Movies
Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her
*Loving each other
Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too… And mean it.
*Laying below the stars
Girls : When you’re both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.
Girls repost as: written by a guy :]
Guys post as: Girls need to realize

July 6, 2009

“reciprocal relationships”

not sure there is such a thing anymore..
In this day and age where everyone is only out for their own

so called “friendships” start as “reciprocal relationships

slowly changing to a one sided thing with no one word to describe.

maybe bullshit?

one side holds true to their words as a friend and gives everything they have…knowing… “hoping” that one day the other will be there.

but now.        in our “quick fix” society

people make their circles large. with tons of accuiantances they can       “count on“                                      its a sad fact. but its created a kind of viscous cycle

a new generation of individuals. LACKING.

lacking in manners. honor. ideals. values.

there was a time when the phrase “fair weathered friend” was used.

used to describe an individual who would miraculously be around when
the time was convenient or when they needed you and disappear when it
mattered to you.  the individual who is only a friend when the “weather” is
pleasant or profitable, but when the “storms” roll in they are MIA.

Leaving someone up shit creek without a paddle.

I MISS WHEN A “FAIR WEATHERED FRIEND” WASN’T THE NORM

when asking and asking and taking and taking was not good form.

especially from someone you dont bother to actually know.

someone did a study recently and determined that for most who keep close knit cores of friends.  a good chunk of those friends changes every seven or so years…

I GUESS TIMES ARE CHANGING.

a new feeling takes over when one realizes their core circles waiver thin.

anxiety?                       fear?                      mostly an unsure feeling…

leaving one to their thoughts.     thoughts of who to turn to.  Wishes. That they could be in with the few who maintain their friendships well.

but those are only thoughts and wishes.

now

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS YOUR FELLOW MAN

THE ONLY PERSON WATCHING YOUR BACK IS YOURSELF

May 14, 2009
FAIL

FAIL

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